Sneak Peek 20: Snowshield the Dwarf

Fantastical Creature Reality Show Contestant Sneak Peek #20: Snowshield the Dwarf

Fiery red hair runs rampant on Snowshield’s squat frame. He has thick brows and wears his long beard in a braid. His axe is half his size but he lifts it easily with his arm muscles wider than his head.

Interviewer: Is it true female dwarves are as ugly as they say?

Snowshield: That’s a ridiculous question! I’ll have you know female dwarves are the prettiest of all females I’ve ever laid eyes on.

Interviewer: But do they have beards?

Snowshield: Do you not know the difference between men and women? No, they don’t have beards. Least none I’ve ever seen. They just be a shy bunch; don’t like to be out among other races.

Interviewer: Dwarves are good at mining, but on the island finding food and drinkable water will be a top priority. How will your skills help you survive?

Snowshield: People are more than what their race is good at, you know. That’s like asking ‘Since all humans are greedy, evil bastards, how are you going to get into heaven?’ Oh, I know my stones. Did well in school with math, reading and mining. But I’ve been more interested in dark farming. Not all plants need the sun.

Interviewer: What if the island doesn’t have caves and you have to spend all of daytime in the sun?

Snowshield: I ain’t afraid of travel. Killed my share of daylight monsters back in my youth. Should be fine on the island. I’m just as good as the others. It’ll be a fine competition.

Interviewer: You sound confident. But why should voters pick you to play the game?

Snowshield: Why wouldn’t they? You can’t have a Fantastical Creature Reality Show without a dwarf, now can you? Dwarves are a fun loving bunch and I’ll bring good times to the show.

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