[Delilah Rehm]

And the winner of the first Fantastical Creatures Reality Show is WILLIAM the WEREWOLF!

Interviewer: William, you’ve just won the game. How do you feel?

William: Elated, tired and relieved it’s over, all at the same time.

Interviewer: What strategy did you employ to stay in the game and win?

William: I didn’t actually stay in the game. I was voted out at the beginning. Luckily the fans wanted me back. I gave every challenge my best effort.

Interviewer: That’s right! You did leave the game. Do you think any of the other contestants believe you didn’t deserve to win because you didn’t put in as much time?

William: Probably. I would feel that way if I were them. We all wanted to win the game. We risked our lives for it, and not everyone was able to walk away.

Interviewer: Besides yourself, who else would you’ve liked to win?

William: That’s easy. Nessa. If she won, that’d mean she was still alive.

Interviewer: What advice would you give to other fantastical creatures who want to try out for next season’s show?

William: Are you kidding me? Don’t do it!